Phil: Hey, guys! Wanna hear a joke-
Madison, Samuel, Babushka, and Matthew in unison: No one's interested!
Phil to the gang in various episodes.

Philip Andrews
General Information
Gender: Male
Age: 37 (season 1)
38 (season 2)
39 (season 3)
40 (season 4)
Hair Color: N/A
Eye Color: Brown
Birthday: c. 1973
Address: Hotel Room, 41B, Sparks Hotel, Chicago IL (2011-2014)
On the streets of California (unknown-2011)
Occupation(s): Unemployed (through-out the series)
Substitute teacher (in A New Phil)
School student (as of Are You Stupider Than a Grown Man?)
Comedian (as of We Are Family)
Family & Friends
Family: (Real) Unknown parents, Patricia Andrews (sister)
(Fake) Madison, Samuel, Babushka, Matthew
Friends: Million Bucks Bill
Marty (formerly)
Relationships: Teacher at Chicago All School (crush; ex-girlfriend)
Sarah (kissed)
Ms. Waters (ex-girlfriend)
Samosas Woman (kissed)
Pet(s): Fish (season 1)
2 Cats (Season 2 and 3)
Enemies: Marty
Other Information
Interests: Jokes
Education: Chicago All School (2013-2014)
Series Information
First appearance: Pilot
Portrayed By: Mark Galla
Kevin Chamberlin (in A New Phil)
Karin Konoval (in Creepy Thursday)

Philip "Phil" Andrews is a main character in the fictional series BABYSITTER. He is the whimsical one out of the group, as he likes to tell jokes that no one else seems to understand.

He is portrayed by Mark Galla.